Helpful hints

As the reality of Tuesday’s Democratic victories in the presidential contest and key Senate races sinks in, fingers are pointing in the Republican Party assigning blame. I would like to offer a couple of suggestions.

One, be sure to double down on the gigantic secret money PACs next election. Regular Joes love that. I think an additional billion dollars are needed at a minimum.

Most importantly, however, be sure to nominate candidates who are much more conservative. Mitt Romney was way too moderate. The tea party must be appeased to maintain their support. And more religion would be helpful as well.

Don’t forget to keep the jokes coming about the ridiculous claims about climate change. And perhaps a little stronger on keeping women in their place. Good luck!

Dave Greune

Raleigh