People sometimes ask what my favorite Christmas special is. This always gets me in trouble.
One learns that folks look to Christmas shows with an eye for nostalgia. Like ancient tree ornaments constructed in pre-school and tugged out of the attic once a year, there is an emotional attachment that defies reason.
One year I shared that A Charlie Brown Christmas and the Rankin-Bass Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer were not my cup of eggnog. Ive always found Charlie Browns story to be vaguely depressing and the misfit toys creeped me out as a kid (and still do). I was a sensitive child.
But I heard from readers that I was wrong, if not criminally naughty. I can tell you with authority that both classics are eagerly anticipated by the vast majority of the critical public and it does no good to argue. If you share my taste, I would counsel you to keep it to yourself.
This season brings a deep covering of new Hallmark Channel holiday specials apparently engineered to the segment of the female audience that likes to weep a little before things get magically tied up in the end.
In the modern mill of holiday shows, cartoon characters with a national franchise tend to get drafted for specials. This year, Fox brings us a new one from the cinema stars of How to Train Your Dragon (Dreamworks Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury, 8 p.m. Dec. 17) in which all the dragons mysteriously book it at the holiday and their human pals go looking for the answer. Pooh, Shrek, Spongebob and the Ice Age gang all make annual appearances this time of year in tales of Yule spirit.
My favorite? Mr. Grinch.
No, not the weird Jim Carey theatrical version that bombed for good reason, but the old reliable How the Grinch Stole Christmas (8 p.m. Tuesday, ABC) released by Chuck Jones in 1965. It is sublimely narrated by the master of horror (to earlier generations, anyway; I doubt he could raise a goose pimple in the modern video-game crowd), Boris Karloff.
Dr. Seuss tale is a delight for the ear and eye. It best describes the swelling of the spirit that the holiday is known to inspire. Grinch does his worst, then gets his comeuppance. And delightful it is when he gets to cut the roast beast.
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National Dog Show (noon, NBC): Annual Thanksgiving competition, now airing for its 11th year.
A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (8 p.m., ABC): Snoopy and Woodstock ruin the feast.
Jingle and Bells Christmas Star (7 p.m., Hallmark Channel): Jingle the Husky Pup makes new friends at Christmas.
The March Sisters at Christmas (8 p.m., Lifetime): A modern take on Little Women as sisters renovate their house during Christmas.
Frosty the Snowman (8 p.m., CBS): Classic cartoon with the endangered snowman.
Frosty Returns (8:30 p.m., CBS): Snow-removal spray threatens Frostys habitat.
Hoops & Yoyo Ruin Christmas (9 p.m., CBS): Kitty and bunny team stow away on Santas sleigh.
Its a Spongebob Christmas! (9:30 p.m., CBS): Plankton turns everyone in Bikini Bottom naughty with jerktonium fruitcake. John Goodman voices Santa.
Naughty or Nice (8 p.m., Hallmark Channel): Krissy Kringle learns not to be grumpy at Christmas in a new Hallmark original. Stars Hilarie Burton, Matt Dallas, Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross.
Christmas Angel (7 p.m., GMC): Children suspect a newcomer is really the Christmas Angel. Stars Della Reese and Teri Polo.
Love at the Christmas Table (7 p.m., Lifetime): Christmas tradition brings a couple together after many years.
Hitched for the Holidays (8 p.m., Hallmark Channel): Boyfriend/girlfriend learn to celebrate Christmas/Hanukkah in a new Hallmark original. With Joey Lawrence, Emily Hampshire, Marilu Henner.
Dr. Seuss How the Grinch Stole Christmas (8 p.m., ABC): Classic animated Seuss tale narrated by Boris Karloff.
Shrek the Halls (8:30 p.m., ABC): Grumpy ogres friends try to get him in the holiday mood.
A Charlie Brown Christmas (8 p.m., ABC): Peanuts classic about Charlie Brown and the Christmas pageant. With a seven-minute cartoon featuring elves Prep & Landing in Operation Secret Santa with Betty White voicing Mrs. Claus.
Mickeys Once Upon A Christmas (7 a.m., ABC Family Channel): Kelsey Grammer narrates Christmas stories including The Gift of the Magi with Mickey and Minnie Mouse. (Animated)
A Dennis the Menace Christmas (10:30 a.m., ABC Family Channel): Ghosts of Christmas help Dennis restore the spirit in Mr. Wilson.
Holiday Kitchen Takeover (11:30 a.m., Food Network): Chef Giada de Laurentiis and interior designer Sabrina Soto surprise a family with a makeover of their dated kitchen.
Miracle on 34th Street (12:30 p.m., ABC Family Channel): Macys Santa appears to be the real thing back when the Earth was black-and-white.
Jack Frost (6 p.m., ABC Family Channel): Michael Keaton stars as the bad dad who dies and comes back to life as a snowman.
Elf (8 p.m., ABC Family Channel): Elf goes to New York to pursue his father. With Will Ferrell, Zooey Deschanel, James Caan.
A Bride for Christmas (8 p.m., Hallmark Channel): A bet leads to a holiday wedding. With Arielle Kebbel, Andrew Walker, Sage Brocklebank.
The Christmas Heart (8 p.m., Hallmark Channel): Neighbors help a boy needing a heart transplant. With Teri Polo, Tess Harper, Paul Essiembre.
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (8 p.m., ABC Family Channel): Griswolds overdo it at the holiday.
Abominable Christmas (5:30 p.m., Cartoon Network): Two Abominable Snowkids are chased out of the mountains and have to spend the holiday with the most fearsome animals of all: humans.
Scooby-Doo: Haunted Holidays (6:30 p.m., Cartoon Network) Ruh-row. Scooby gang and a sinister snowman.
Winnie the Pooh & Christmas Too (6 p.m., ABC Family Channel): Pooh and Piglet rush to get Christopher Robins letter to Santa.
A Christmas Carol (7:30 p.m., Cartoon Network): Looney Tunes crowd performs its own version of the classic story.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (8 p.m., CBS): Burl Ives narrates the tale of Rudolph and the Island of Misfit Toys.
The Dog Who Saved Christmas (8 p.m., Hallmark Channel): Zeus, a retired police dog who has lost his bark, is adopted by a family that is the target of burglars.
Fred Claus (10 p.m., ABC Family Channel): Dysfunction in the Claus family.
Home Alone (7 p.m., ABC Family Channel): Left home alone, boy must tackle burglars.
Polar Express (9 p.m., ABC Family Channel): Tom Hanks narrates the Chris Van Allsburg book.
Disneys Christmas Carol (8 p.m., ABC Family Channel): Uncle Scrooge plays Ebenezer.
The Santa Clause (7 p.m., ABC Family Channel): Tim Allen stars as a divorced dad who becomes Santa.
The Borrowers (8 p.m., ABC): Adaption of Mary Nortons childrens book about the world of tiny Borrowers who live under the floor boards.
Come Dance With Me (8 p.m., Hallmark Channel): Dancing lessons lead to romantic complications at the holidays. With Andrew McCarthy, Stephanie Mills, Michelle Nolden.
The Flight Before Christmas (9 p.m., CBS): Niko the aspiring reindeer saves Christmas from the wolf pack.
Help For the Holidays (8 p.m., Hallmark Channel): Bored elf heads south on a family mission. With Summer Glau, Eva La Rue, Izabela Vidovic, Mason Cook, Dan Gauthier, John Brotherton.
Christmas at St. Olaf (8 p.m., PBS): Holiday carols.
Disney Prep & Landing (8 p.m., ABC): Workplace jealousy infects an elite Elf unit.
The Mistle-Tones (8 p.m., ABC Family Channel): Rival singing groups face off.
Prep & Landing: Naughty vs. Nice (8:30 p.m., ABC): Naughty kid hacks Santas computer system.
Christmas With Holly (9 p.m., ABC): Based on Lisa Kleypas novel Christmas Eve at Friday Harbor, Hallmark Hall of Fame presentation tells story of strangers in a small town finding spirit through one another.
Hollywood Christmas Parade (6 p.m., Hallmark Channel): Annual parade in Hollywood.
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (8 p.m., ABC): Friday family gets makeover in episode taped last December in Lincolnton.
Year Without Santa Claus (8 p.m., ABC Family Channel): Mrs. Claus must save the day.
Michael Bublé: Home for the Holidays (10 p.m., NBC): Michael Bublé hosts Rod Stewart, Blake Shelton, Elmo and Carly Rae Jepsen.
Santa Claus is Comin to Town (8 p.m., ABC): Classic 1970 Rankin-Bass cartoon narrated by Fred Astaire tells the story of Kris Kringle, voiced by Mickey Rooney, and the Burgermeister.
Elf on the Shelf: An Elfs Story (9:30 p.m., CBS): Scout elf Chippey tries to teach a boy the magic of Christmas.
Little Drummer Boy (8 a.m., ABC Family Channel): A boy too poor to buy a present for baby Jesus plays a special song instead.
Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey (9 a.m., ABC Family Channel): Nestor carries Mary to Bethlehem.
Pinocchios Christmas (9:30 a.m., ABC Family Channel): Boy puppet is conned out of money for Geppettos gift.
Babys First Christmas (8 p.m., Hallmark Channel): Rival lawyers must mend fences for family.
Dreamworks Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury (8 p.m., Fox): From the How to Train Your Dragon franchise, a special about finding out why the dragons have suddenly flown off at the holiday.
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas (8:30 p.m., Fox): Peaches wanders off and Sid wrecks Santas factory.
Secret Santa (1 p.m., ABC Family Channel): Jennie Garth plays a reporter who must expose her towns Secret Santa.
I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown (8 p.m., ABC): Linus brother ReRun wants a holiday dog.
CMA Country Christmas (9 p.m., ABC): Performers include Dierks Bentley, Lady Antebellum, Little Big Town, Martina McBride, Scotty McCreery, The Band Perry, Keith Urban and John Legend.
A Beautiful Soul (8 p.m., TV ONE): Gospel music star Deitrick Haddon plays an R&B superstar on a tragic spiritual journey at the holidays.
A Chipmunk Christmas 8:30 p.m., ABC): Alvin gives away his harmonica before a big concert.
A Christmas Story (midnight, TBS): Replays on the channel for most of the next 24 hours. Jean Shepherds enduring tale of Ralphie and the Red Ryder BB gun.
Secret World of Arrietty (8 p.m., ATARZ): Arrietty of the Borrowers is captured.
Dr. Seuss How the Grinch Stole Christmas (8:30 p.m., ABC): Live-action version of the classic story with Jim Carrey as the Grinch.
Happy New Year, Charlie Brown (8 p.m., ABC): Charlie Brown blunders into the new year.