Just that it comes across as homophobic, racist and reactionary, I told one caller last week, is not reason enough to fish-wrap the alleged comic strip Mallard Fillmore.
Bruce Tinsley, creator of the 19-year-old strip featuring a right-wing duck thats carried in The News & Observer, sets out to attack anyone to the left of Genghis Khan. His unmistakable mission is to shock and offend.
You know whom he mainly offends, though? Anyone with a funny bone.
As reader Eileen Burns told me last week, its gotten worse and worse in recent years. It seems like its gotten meaner.
Yeah, that happened about the time President Barack Obama was elected. The vitriol has increased since Obamas re-election, and it boiled over last week in the strip the day after the nation re-inaugurated him and celebrated Martin Luther King Jr.s birthday. In that strip, Tinsley compared people who celebrate Kings life and legacy to rodents.
That prompted Burns, a native New Yorker who now lives in New Hill, to call me and ask how we could carry such a hateful strip. Very simply, she said, its hate couched in humor.
Hateful it is, too. Bile runs through every word of Tinsleys strip like yep bile through a goose.
Anger not as funny
There are certainly ways to skewer liberals and progressives and be funny about it; much about them is lampoonable. Tinsley, however, hasnt found a way to be funny while doing it. Perhaps he doesnt want or need to find a way, because he knows that if newspapers chuck his duck for any reason, he can always invoke the C word: They dropped Mallard because hes conservative. Quack quack.
The duck dude, though, shows precisely what happens to strips and comedians from the other side. Mort Sahl, Lenny Bruce, Dick Gregory and George Carlin all became less funny when they sacrificed humor for anger and polemics. If you read Garry Trudeaus unparalleled Doonesbury, you know thereve been times when he has done the same thing.
The best Doonesbury strips are the ones in which Trudeau subtly pricks with a pin and thereby deflates his targets on the left or right side of the political spectrum.
Mallard, on the other wing, uses a mallet with which to pound his targets. And all of them are on the left.
A right not to read
You wont believe this, but there are actually people out there who EGADS!!! dont like my column or me. Weird, right?
Some have said, in different, less-printable words, that theyd rather tongue-kiss a snaggletoothed llama thats been eating Oreo cookies than read me.
The great thing about America, I tell them, is that while I have a right to write this drivel one of the gentler epithets they have a right not to read it. Thats what I told Eileen about Tinsley. I also asked if shed find the duck less objectionable if it ran on the op-ed page, as does Doonesbury.
No. If it has to run, she said, it should be on the page with the gun ads.
At a comedy club in Merrillville, Ind., many years ago, a comedian told a joke that landed on the audience like a lead zeppelin except for me. I alone laughed aloud when he asked How do you make a Szechuan duck?
The answer: throw a rock at his head. Ba-dump.
Heres one I made up. How do you make a homophobic, President Obama-hating duck funny?
So, apparently, has Tinsley.
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