Choppy and bordering on incoherent, Bullet to the Head is Sylvester Stallones answer to Arnold Schwarzeneggers The Last Stand, an action exercise in Heres how we used to do it.
Sly one-ups Arnold in that old-school regard by bringing in Walter (48 Hours) Hill, king of action directors when Stallone was in his glory days the 1980s.
But Bullet isnt remotely as direct as its title. It shows all the hallmarks of a movie thats been recut, that changed directors (Wayne Kramer started the film). Characters, relationships and motivations seem shortchanged. And its every bit as dated and dumb, in different ways, as The Last Stand.
Still, Stallone brings the burly and the breezy to this turn as a New Orleans hit man teaming with a cop (Sung Kang) to track down the guys who set him up and got his partner killed.
Jimmy Bobo Bonomo (Stallone) has borrowed his code from the anti-hero of John Woos The Killer No women, no kids. A hit he carried out led to repercussions. A knife-wielding brute of a mercenary (Jason Momoa) killed his partner, and Jimmy has to do something.
So does this out-of-town cop. Sung Kang often finds work in the films of his pal, Justin Lin (the Fast and Furious movies). As Detective Kwon, he steps into the spotlight, and shrinks from it. The editing makes the character an under-motivated mystery. The performance is charisma-free.
It doesnt help that Jimmy and everybody else trot out the race card for the Korean-American cop.
Dont condescend to me, Kato. Nice going, Odd Job. Ill be waiting, Confucius.
But again, this is old school ethnic actors are for belittling, bad guys are for shooting, and women are for rescuing and gratuitous nude Mardi Gras parties and shower scenes.
The plot has to do with Crescent City corruption they never call New Orleans by name. And Christian Slaters character, a lawyer, should have been named Mr. Exposition. He gets to blurt out all the intrigues and conspiracies.
Stallones Jimmy curses as if hes been saving up for the occasion, growls at his partners cellphone addiction and makes simple everything Kwon sees as complicated. (Guns dont kill people. Bullets do.)
The partners feud, make threats about when this is over, and Kwon fails, utterly, to hold up his end of the bargain. When your tough-guy leading man says You stay here and listen to the radio whenever hes about to walk into trouble, you might as well have lightweight stamped on your head.
But Hill knows how to stage a rumble, and when the hit man and the mercenary tangle with axes, its epic.
Bullet to the Head was chopped down so that Stallone might have a prayer of holding the picture together, and its a credit to his still-formidable screen presence that, whatever weak links surround him, he almost pulls it off.


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