Y’all wanna make money?
Big business, y’all come on down to North Cackalacky and get your targeted tax break and customized legislated relief from all those burdensome workplace and environmental regulations.
And just ignore those willfully unemployed people, those poorly educated public school students and the bulge of concealed firearms in our restaurants. And don’t drink the water around Lee County, and don’t be gay, and don’t worry about that state religion thing – we was just kiddin’ – and don’t worry about sea level rise, we got law against that. Don’t worry about any mess you make, it’s Obama’s fault.