SPARTANBURG — The Carolina Panther players move into their Wofford dormitory, Shipp Hall, Thursday morning and the media stands across the street and watches. We are allowed onto the Shipp Hall side of the street only if we want one of the donuts the team provides.
So, yes, most of us end up on the Shipp Hall side of the street.
Those of us who avoid donuts because our bodies are temples and because we plan to gorge later at the Beacon Drive-In watch from the other side. Nothing happens the first hour the players report although fourth-team quarterback Colby Cameron appears confident.
Yet if you do what we do, where else are you going to be?
The NFL is back, and Thursday proves it. There will be NFL news, near news and alleged news breaking daily if not hourly through the Super Bowl Feb. 2.
If you cant be optimistic about your team in late July you either are a realist or fan of Jacksonville, and why be a realist in July? Why not enjoy the possibilities?
Ninety players report to Wofford Thursday and head coach Ron Rivera, who acknowledges he is terrible with names, cant remember all of them.
He approaches the few players whose names he does not know and offers his hand.
Young Man, Im Ron Rivera, he says. And if you dont tell you your name, youll continue to be Young Man.
A player whose name everybody knows appears. Looking nine feet tall, Cam Newton rides a Segway out of the Campus Life building onto the sidewalk outside. I don't think linemen get to ride Segways inside buildings.
The first conflict of camp occurs before noon. Two autograph seekers join the media, one in a Muhsin Muhammad jersey. Security shoos them away, so they walk across the grass, away from the dorm, and seek autographs from the few players who pass.
Two security guards and a police officer, the latter with a uniform and a gun and handcuffs, meet the men. The men protest, and then leave. Alas, No. 87 apparently no longer carries the weight it did.
Late Thursday morning the big names show up. Tight end Greg Olsen pulls up in his truck and receiver Steve Smith in his red convertible. Smith sees linebacker Jon Beason and they embrace warmly.
A line forms and players approach Beason one by one to greet him. Beason, a linebacker, didnt miss a game his first four seasons but because of injuries has played in only five the last two. Hes back, albeit coming off surgery. He gets so much attention Thursday its as if he has an appointment book
There are players other players want to be around, says Rivera.
Rivera talks about the qualities Beason offers he leads, he lifts teammates and he desperately wants to win. Teammates and coaches want him in the locker room and, when his health finally permits it, on the field.
Beason grabs a Panther Pulse microphone and interviews center Ryan Kalil.
Kalil, a California guy, wears an In-N-Out Burger T-shirt. There are no In-N-Outs east of Texas.
The best burger, Kalil says.
Its the fries I hear, says Beason. "Steve Smith says it's the fries. Tell me about the fries."
No, its the burger, says Kalil.
Regular fries or is it the animal style? asks Beason.
It has nothing to do with the fries, Jon. Its the burger, Kalil says.
Is that like 1,000 Island they put on? Beason asks.
No its not, says Kalil. Its a special sauce that's a family secret that makes the burger.
I dont know anything about that," says Beason. "You know Im a Miami guy.
Anytime you want to come out its on me, Jon, says Kalil
Well, you heard it first right here, says Beason. Ryan Kalil, reporting live, Panther Pulse.
Beason stops asking questions and starts to answer them. As he does a large black truck sneaks up as on tiptoes, slips directly behind him and BLASTS its air horn. Eleven people, one of them Beason, levitate simultaneously.
That will never get old for him, Beason says.
Out of the truck steps linebacker Thomas Davis, who cannot contain his smile and doesnt try.
Beason knows Davis will blast his horn but admits Davis got him anyway. Most times, however, Beason jumps David Thompson high. This time, he jumps no higher than the rest of us.
You learn. You progress. You improve. Thats what training camp is for.
Im proud of myself, Beason says.