VALLEY STREAM, N.Y — I was retired for 30 years, until at the age of 90 I got swept up in this commercial bit, Morty Kaufman said.
He was referring to the popular TV spots for Swiffer, the maker of household cleaning products, which he stars in with his wife, Lee. In a series of unscripted 30-second ads, the couple discuss their blissful 44-year union and their division of household labor (Lee does the cleaning; Morty the napping), and marvel at the Swiffer Sweeper and other supplies that have been left on their doorstep.
In one spot, Morty addresses the camera, saying: Theres only two of us. How much dirt can we manufacture? He and his wife answer in unison Very little and More than you think in a perfect encapsulation of the male-female cleaning divide that has no doubt existed since before the invention of the broom.
After the commercials began airing six months ago, the Kaufmans became Lee and Morty, TV personalities. The couple, whose names and alternating one-liners have the ring of a Catskills comedy duo, have appeared on the Today show and The Ellen DeGeneres Show; have been interviewed by the local PIX 11 weatherman Mr. G (A hell of a nice guy, Morty said); and were recently honored by the Senior Pops Orchestra of Long Island.
Lee and Morty on set
Last week, they greeted a reporter on the set where the commercials were filmed: their tidy one-story ranch house on suburban Long Island.
I bought it 62 years ago, Morty said from his favorite leather recliner in the living room. It was new. I paid $15,000 for the house and another $1,000 for the garage.
He had dressed for the interview in gray pants, a white shirt and a tie. Lee wore a sparkly purple ensemble and sat perched near her husband on a floral upholstered couch. Their daughter, Myra Allen, 62, whose friendship with a casting director led to the couples unlikely late-life career as pitchmen, looked on affectionately.
The commercials were filmed over two days last winter.
Two days of work, Morty said, shaking his head. After that, it was all residuals and personal appearances.
He remains mystified by their popularity.
I look at commercials very casually, he said. Its very hard to let it sink in that people are interested. My reaction was, Why?
For her part, Lee found it strange to be recognized when she and her husband would go to Woodro Kosher deli and other local spots.
I didnt understand why people would be looking at me, I really didnt, she said. I looked down. I thought my pants fell off.
The ads success lies less with the magic of the Swiffer WetJet than with the Kaufmans, who project an appealing picture of marriage and old age. They are both 91 and still in their home, and they appear loving and physically spry on camera (to demonstrate her chandelier-dusting method, Lee scales a dining chair).
Well, on the TV we look viable, said Morty, who has twice battled cancer. Theyre not going to show me hobbling around.
Nevertheless, he drives two days a week to Nassau Community College, where he helps supervise a seniors learning program. And Lee said she is active in the alumni association of Hunter College, her alma mater.
Make no mistake, we are goers and doers, she said. We are not stay-at-homes. We see a lot of opera in Manhattan.
Morty pointed out that they have slowed down in recent years, and Lee agreed.
We used to do a lot more, thats very true, she said.
Though the couple come across as lifelong companions, they married in their 40s, after their previous spouses died and left them with children. He had four; she was raising a son and daughter and was the reading teacher for his youngest son, Scott. They met at a school parent-teacher conference, Morty said.
The second time I went I said: I didnt come to discuss Scotty. Would you care to go out with me? he recalled. From there it blossomed. We fit like gloves.
Lee smiled at hearing the lines again.
Its exactly how he said it. He remembers every word.
These days, they are asked as often about their relationship as they are about the Swiffer ads. People see them as oracles who hold the secret to a happy marriage.
Their day in the sun
Much of their time is spent in his-and-hers dens. Mortys is wood-paneled and crowded with a large collection of VHS tapes, while Lees has jazzy wallpaper and lots of light and family photos on the walls. Its noticeably tidier, too.
She was always the house cleaner, she said, Especially when the children were younger, tracking in dirt, the back door, the front door all the kinds of things that go on in a household.
She added: I like to live clean. I guess thats really the bottom line.
Morty sounded philosophical about dust balls: I can accept dirt.
He handles the laundry, as Lee finds the washing machine with its many buttons confusing. For the deep cleaning, what she calls the soap-and-water work, the couple hires a cleaning person who comes every two weeks. Theirs is now a Swiffer household, of course.
Are there plans to appear in more commercials in the future?
Well, were waiting, Morty said.
Lee said she would be happy either way. I have nothing to complain about. Weve had our day in the sun.
He agreed. How much more can we ask for? Were overwhelmed by the nicety of it.
She summed it up. What an experience to come to you at this age.