The lip-pursers, the tut-tut-tutters and the tongue-cluckers were, quite predictably, pursing, tutting and clucking for all they were worth when word got out about that young woman who says shes financing her education at Duke University by appearing in porn movies.
Most of the pursers, tutters and cluckers with whom I spoke, though, were offended not that a young woman would rent out her body for filming for filthy lucre their term, not mine. Our capacity for being shocked by such things seems to have dissipated.
They found it more obscene that an education at Duke or any other university could cost $60,000. A year. While one online commenter to The N&O said he was trying to wrap his head around the idea that a college education could cost that much, Im trying to wrap mine around the fact that a porn actress is actually enrolled in school.
Like a purple unicorn
Strippers or porn actresses who actually go to school are, in the real world, akin to purple unicorns: Youve heard of em, you just dont expect to see one of those mythic creatures.
By a show of hands, how many of you have ever met a stripper who wasnt wink, wink working her way through college, or at least trying to buy a hospital wing for a sick mother?
OK, if youre at work, dont raise your hands: just blink twice.
Im just about the most trusting person youd ever want to meet, and one aspect of Laurens story thats her fake name for the story; her fake nom de porn is Aurora rang believable.
As a journalist, Ive talked with several ladies whose business was providing others pleasure, and more than I can count have said something similar to what Lauren told her interviewer at Dukes student newspaper: She would do just about anything besides being a waitress.
Lauren said she had worked as a waitress during high school.
To be perfectly honest, she told her interviewer, I felt more degraded in a minimum wage, blue-collar, low paying, service job than I ever did doing porn.
That sounds authentic, but before you parents start snatching your kids out of Duke lest they rub shoulders with a genuine porn actress or decide to become one there are things about her story that strain credulity.
First, the alleged porn actress seems surprised and perturbed that fellow Dukies recognized her from her body of work. Gee, who would have thought that college kids watch porn?
Second, she said that she divulged her secret to a fellow freshman on the condition that he not tell anyone. What woman thinks a freshman male could keep secret that he actually spoke to a porn actress heck, that he spoke to a girl?
The third thing that makes the story seem fishy is that Lauren said her agent flies her to Los Angeles during breaks to shoot movies.
What, did L.A. run out of lovely or sexy women? Thats unlikely: The last time I was there, even my IHOP waitress was gorgeous. A less evolved person than I would say she was a 10, but that would be objectifying women something Lauren spoke out against in her interview and that would be wrong.
Unless Lauren/Aurora has a specialty that makes her in demand reciting Desiderata backward during filming, perhaps it doesnt seem cost-effective to fly her cross-country for a weekend shoot.
Once, while at my computer searching for a favorite Bible verse, I stumbled across what looked like a porn site for which one didnt even have to pay. That makes one wonder how Auroras agent is able to fly her back and forth during breaks.
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