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Reality, mockery slug it out in 'JCVD'

In "JCVD," Jean-Claude Van Damme is sorry -- in every sense of the word. At 47, the Muscles from Brussels is far from the moneymaking action star he once was.

Updated: Nov. 28, 2008 5:29 AM | Full story

A continent-size waste of time

Sometimes, when a movie as grand and long and sweeping and long and epic and long as "Australia" comes along, one can't help but point out how, um, extended it is as a film.

Updated: Nov. 26, 2008 5:39 AM | Full story

Transported by dull predictability

I wish I could take the "Transporter" movies with the same grain of entertaining salt that many of my film-critic colleagues have.

Updated: Nov. 26, 2008 5:52 AM | Full story

'Four Christmases' is zero fun

Review:The size difference between Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon isn't the only thing keeping them apart in "Four Christmases."

Updated: Nov. 26, 2008 5:59 AM | Full story

'Twilight' drains fun out of vampires

Review:What do women want in a man? It seems he should be protective, devilishly handsome and interested in a deep and meaningful relationship. And maybe a vampire.

Updated: Nov. 21, 2008 6:39 AM | Full story

'Synecdoche' is one, long incomplete sentence

Review:"Synecdoche, New York," the directorial debut from acclaimed screenwriter Charlie Kaufman is the most divisive movie to come out this year. There are those who love it and those who loathe it.

Updated: Nov. 21, 2008 6:40 AM | Full story

A 'Bolt' of sweetness

Review:Never mind Sasha, Malia and their pick for presidential pooch. After the slightly saccharine "Bolt," every little girl in America will get that puppy she wants.

Updated: Nov. 21, 2008 6:43 AM | Full story

A pitiful take on monumental horror

Review:'The Boy in the Striped Pajamas" should go by another title: "How to Turn an Audience Into a Sniffling, Blubbering Mess in 90 Minutes Flat." All the key components are there: a horrific, painful moment in history, a whole bunch of drama, and let's not forget the children -- the poor, naive children.

Updated: Nov. 21, 2008 6:44 AM | Full story

No solace for James Bond in 'Quantum'

James Bond is back and more brooding than ever in "Solace," a movie I know one of my friends isn't going to dig, because apart from a couple of snazzy cell phones, it is basically gadget-free.

Updated: Nov. 14, 2008 6:55 AM | Full story

Happiness may be contagious

Mike Leigh's latest working-class dramedy is centered around the sort of person I spend most of my daily existence trying to avoid, but can't.

Updated: Nov. 14, 2008 6:56 AM | Full story

Hopeless romantics, carrying swords

I couldn't help thinking of that Boyz II Men song "4 Seasons of Loneliness" while watching Wong Kar Wai's "Ashes of Time Redux."

Updated: Nov. 14, 2008 6:57 AM | Full story

Be wary of return to 'Madagascar'

Review:Zebras: are they black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? Animated or not, with deep ponderings like this, what kid wouldn't want to sit through 90 minutes more of such philosophical fun?

Updated: Nov. 7, 2008 6:07 AM | Full story

'Soul Men' offers a profane ride, little else

Review:If there's one thing I'm going to miss about Bernie Mac, it's the way he made an art out of being profoundly profane. Not since Richard Pryor in his stand-up heyday has a performer made cursing such a beautiful thing.

Updated: Nov. 7, 2008 6:04 AM | Full story

'Role Models' tries to ape Apatow

Review:I've been racking my brain trying to come up with more to say about "Role Models" other than it's Judd Apatow Lite. But hey, sometimes, you just have to call 'em like you see 'em.

Updated: Nov. 7, 2008 5:49 AM | Full story

This flick shouldn't have 'Happened'

Review:'What Just Happened" is a rarity in the Hollywood satire genre: it's a movie told completely from the producer's perspective. But judging by the overwhelming dullness of this picture, I'm beginning to understand why movies like "Happened" haven't, well, happened in the past.

Updated: Nov. 7, 2008 5:47 AM | Full story

Facing the unthinkable

Movie Review:'Changeling" is a film that you know coming in will put you through the wringer -- and not in the compelling, you'll-be-a-better-person-for-it-in-the-end sort of way.

Updated: Oct. 31, 2008 5:45 AM | Full story

A joyful yet painful 'Rachel Getting Married'

Not to start off this review on a clichéd note, but allow me to drop some words of wisdom from a great orator, Maze frontman Frankie Beverly:

Updated: Oct. 31, 2008 5:54 AM | Full story

Ritchie's new one rocks

Just as Steven Soderbergh's "Ocean's Eleven" and its sequels seem distinctly American, reflecting the glitz and ersatz class of Las Vegas, so Guy Ritchie's crime capers feel distinctly British.

Updated: Oct. 31, 2008 5:48 AM | Full story

Danger! Hide your wallet!

Schlock producer/director and genius promoter William Castle was a master of the gimmick. Whether it was literally shocking patrons out of the theater seats during "The Tingler" or sending skeletons flying over their heads during "House on Haunted Hill," he had no problem packing in the public.

Updated: Oct. 31, 2008 5:46 AM | Full story

A parent's advice: Go see it -- twice

Movie Review:In the middle of the newest installment of the "High School Musical" series, my 5-year-old leaned over to me and whispered, "I wish I was in the movie."

Updated: Oct. 24, 2008 7:11 AM | Full story

'Pride and Glory' a formulaic cop thriller

Movie Review:"Pride and Glory" is an overlong saga of good and bad New York police officers battling for control, one that plays out both in back alleys and quiet suburbs.

Updated: Oct. 24, 2008 10:10 AM | Full story

Parental guidance definitely in order

Movie Review:You know, I never knew how bad parents had it until I sat through "High School Musical 3: Senior Year."

Updated: Oct. 24, 2008 7:19 AM | Full story

Hottie caught between suitors in 'Cut in Two'

On a recent episode of "How I Met Your Mother," Neil Patrick Harris' resident pickup artist bets his pals he can snag a 22-year-old, even in full octogenarian makeup -- which he does.

Updated: Oct. 24, 2008 7:16 AM | Full story

'W.' shows a president longing for approval

Review:Philosophers speculated after World War II what would have happened to our planet had Adolf Hitler been a more successful painter. If he had been satisfied smearing daubs on a canvas, would a different chancellor of Germany have felt the need to smear blood across Europe?

Updated: Oct. 17, 2008 6:29 AM | Full story

No good vibrations from Marky Mark in 'Max Payne'

Review:Mark Wahlberg may not be particularly fond of the impression Andy Samberg did of him on "Saturday Night Live" (in a still side-splitting sketch titled "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals").

Updated: Oct. 17, 2008 6:30 AM | Full story

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