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Stuck in the Bathroom!

I don't have a lot of time lately.

You see I’m in the bathroom a lot.

In fact, I barely had time to write this column, or any Hines-Sight Blog posts, or my travel features for the magazine I now write for weekly. That’s why this is so short today.

I apologize.

I guess if I took my husband’s laptop with me, then this post could have a little more substance and a few more words.

I don’t think he would like that, though.

Don’t worry. I’m doing fine. My bowels are functioning properly, or at least I think so.

But as I stand in the bathroom for the tenth time today, I do think it would be nice to have a washer and dryer in the master bedroom closet. Then the clothes could go straight to the washer, and perhaps I would do laundry in a more timely manner.

Or, at least, I could start a load while standing here, and waiting

I could even fold some laundry while I sing, “Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star!” That would make my time in here more effective.

Oh, my gosh! I’ve got to find another bathroom. Hearing that water running is, at least, having an effect on someone in this bathroom.

So now you know that this week has been hectic, and it’s involved a lot of chocolate.

Hmmm! Maybe I should rethink this whole potty-training business.

Chocolate? One for pee-pee, and two for.

I’m so stupid. No wonder I’m in the bathroom so much lately.

Oh, well, at least my hair looks nice, and I have on lipstick. I’m just trying to think of the positive here, that’s all.

I trained my first child in one week, but I can tell already that this is going to be a different story.

Do you have any potty-training tips to share?

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