Cost of a N.C. scratch-off ticket: $1-$5.
Cost of the MaxScratch, which bills itself as "the best back scratcher ever invented:" $9.95.
Of all the guys named Scratch, he's the coolest: Legendary reggae artist Lee "Scratch" Perry.
Of all the guys named Scratch, he's the meanest: Lucifer "Old Scratch" Satan
The funniest joke about scratching we could find, from late comedian Mitch Hedberg: "I bought a scratch-off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won."