Andrew Sleeth: Monkey see, monkey don’t

Perusing the daily progress reports of the General Assembly’s session, I was reminded of the ages-old probability hypothesis that speculates that if one locked 100 monkeys with 100 typewriters in a room and gave them enough time, eventually something worthy of William Shakespeare would roll off the platen.

I commend our legislative leaders for their courage and stamina putting this theory to the test ... and roundly disproving it beyond all doubt.

This story was originally published October 6, 2015 at 5:31 PM with the headline "Andrew Sleeth: Monkey see, monkey don’t."