New show: “The Exorcist”
When: 9 p.m. Friday, Sept. 23, Fox
Cast: Geena Davis, Alfonso Herrera, Ben Daniels, Alan Ruck
Premise: Reboot of the classic horror film from 1973.
Verdict: And why reboot a classic horror film? Clearly, the Devil made them do it. There’s not much new here. Conflicted priests? Check. Heads that spin completely around? Check. Lots of shrieking and projectile vomiting? Check and check. It’s deathly serious and deathly dull, though I did laugh when Davis, as a worried mom, immediately concludes that her sullen, withdrawn teenage daughter is possessed by a demon. Or she could just be, you know, an average teenage girl.
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